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Wednesday, 24 October 2007

Visitng Down Under - Just


Cruise ship squeezes - just - under Sydney's Harbour Bridge

The tallest ship ever to visit Sydney gave bridge walkers a fright this morning, passing under the city landmark with barely two metres to spare, as the Sun Princess made its first visit downunder.
Cruise ship squeezes

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Friday, 19 October 2007

Borat and Isla have a baby girl

Yeshamesh! Borat has a girl

Sacha Baron Cohen and Australian actress Isla Fisher has given birth to a baby girl.

Sacha Baron Cohen, the English comedian behind the characters Borat and Ali G is Isla Fisher's fiance.

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Hakoah Club sold

It's over for Hakoah Club

ONE of Sydney's best-known Jewish institutions, the Hakoah Club in Bondi, has been sold to the Toga Group for $19 million following members' overwhelming support at a heated and emotional meeting last night.

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Thursday, 18 October 2007

Another Race Hate Crime in Victoria

Antisemitic Assault on Jewish Teenagers
From JTA
Police are investigating an anti-Semitic assault on two Orthodox Jewish teenagers in Melbourne, Australia.

The incident took place Monday night in the heart of Balaclava, a heavily populated Jewish neighborhood.

According to police, the teens were set upon by two men who hurled anti-Semitic abuse at them. One of the victims suffered a slight head injury but did not require hospitalization.

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Wednesday, 17 October 2007

Yonatan Razel vocalist of the year


Following his recent Australian appearances Vocalist and musician Yonatan Razel has been voted by YNet readers as singer of the year in Jewish music category

After a week long voting the results have come in for the YNet Alternative Jewish Music award;
Thousands of Ynet readers voted, entering the site, choosing vocalist of the year and
he is Yonatan Razel who narrowly edged out his own brother Aaron for the top spot. Razel received the award from Ynet at a festive ceremony during the Festival of Jewish Music held during Succot in Beit Shemesh.

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Tuesday, 16 October 2007

Saying thank you...
...On Election day


Australia's Prime Minister John Howard has just finished announcing the federal election and in an amazing timely delivery for our remote community we have received rather deceptive envelopes addressed personally to each person able to vote.

No, these envelopes aren't from the Electoral commission they're from one of the major Political parties. Which one? Well lets just say the one that has been misspending millions of dollars of tax payers money in supposed Public Information ads which are anything but.

My local MP was nice enough to send me some postal vote application forms inside!

Considering the Polling booth is quite a drive away from me, the election is on a Sabbath, and I hate queuing up at the local polling booth as the local representatives feign that they actually do care what you think, I prefer to send my vote in by postal vote.

Who will I vote for? Well lets just say I thank my local representative for caring enough to give me the postal nomination forms, but I wouldn't go counting your eggs quite yet.

Giving the local school an Australian Flag from your office was a nice gesture, not giving them the funding to buy paper toweling for the toilet block for a year is plain nasty.

Instead of spending hundreds of millions of dollars on TV advertising telling us how good the Federal government is I'd rather my kids have hand towels. The odd hospital would help too.

But hey thanks for the forms and the replied paid envelope ...

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Sheik, Prattle and Roll...

Controversial Sheik Tajeddin al-Hilaly may no longer be the Australian Islamic communities Mufti, but the reasons for his dismissal seem to have not been serious enough to prevent him taking on a formal major teaching role at the Lakemba Mosque.

The Sheik is teaching more than a quarter of all classes at the Largest of Sydney's Mosques situated in the suburb of Lakemba.

It is a certain irony that this Sheik is deemed to be too controversial to be Australia's Mufti, but is deemed qualified to teach Australia's Islamic youth in Arabic, Islamic morals, and classes exclusively for women.

In a time other Islamic figures have called for the expression and acceptance of more moderate ideas, it seems the Lakemba mosque is continuing to appear to be out of step with the greater Islamic community.

Serious questions need to be raised whether this controversial cleric is indeed qualified to teach in a country and community that prides itself on tolerance and acceptance.

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Sunday, 14 October 2007

John Howard announces Election

from the ABC

PM announces November 24 poll

Prime Minister John Howard has announced Australia will go to the polls on November 24.

Mr Howard launched the election campaign after visiting Governor-General, Major General Michael Jeffery, earlier today.

He says in the weeks ahead people must decide who is most able to not only to preserve Australia's prosperity, but build it to make sure it is fairly spread.

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Former High Flyer released from Prison


Former high flyer business man Rodney Adler has been released from Prison. The press is rife with storys of the release of Rodney Adler.
Most of the Press seems to have taken a rather negative stance towards the formerly once popular business man.

Smh story is titled: Take me to my mansion
The Daily Telegraph titles its story: 'Arrogant' Adler's champagne celebration
The Herald Sun titled its story: HIH crook walks out of jail in designer suit

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Thursday, 11 October 2007

Every Problem that exists in the World is due to the Jews...


Ghada Karmi

Thats basically what the author of the disgraceful opinion peace that appeared in the Melbourne Age today would have you think.

The title of this surreal voyage in avoidance of responsibility is

Israel the roadblock to peace in Middle East


The opinion piece is written by Ghada Karmi, who is a Palestinian academic at the University of Exeter, Britain, and the author of Married to another man: Israel's dilemma in Palestine.

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Tuesday, 9 October 2007

Major Philanthropist admits to price fixing


Australian philanthropist admits price fixing

One of Australian Jewry’s major philanthropists has admitted his involvement in a price-fixing scandal.

Richard Pratt’s recycling company, Visy Industries, is expected to be fined a record $26.8 million to $35.8 million for price fixing with his firm’s chief competitor, Amcor, between 2000 and 2004.

The admission of guilt by Australia’s third-richest man was revealed Saturday in an Australian newspaper.

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Tuesday, 2 October 2007

Kew Hebrew Congregation under turmoil


Seems there's a lot of changes happening at Kew Hebrew Congregation (KHC)

In the last few weeks there has been the announcement of a new female president,Dr Deborah Golvan, and shortly following this the announcement of the current Rabbi's plans to resign. It seems that Rabbi Steven Link will only be staying on until the remainder of his contract ends in June next year.

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Finally the answer to the riddle why did the chicken cross the road?


From the Age comes this report

Paprika sparks traffic chaos in Brisbane
A mystery orange substance that sparked traffic chaos in Brisbane has been identified as paprika, firefighters say.
Part of the Inner City Bypass and the Musgrave Road on-ramp in inner-city Kelvin Grove was closed about 2pm (AEST) Tuesday when a motorist reported the substance on the road, forcing traffic to a standstill.

Queensland Fire and Rescue Service (QFRS) officers were called to clean up the spill and tests in the afternoon identified the substance as a naturally occurring substance, most likely paprika.

The Inner City Bypass was reopened about 4pm

Bagelblogger: mmm.... Chicken Paprinka

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Saturday, 29 September 2007

Families slam bid to save Bali bombers

Australians who lost relatives and mates in the 2002 Bali bombings say they're disgusted by an Amnesty International campaign to save three of the bombers from execution.

The Australian arm of the human rights group is urging people to lobby Indonesian authorities to stop the executions as part of Amnesty's ongoing campaign against capital punishment.

The three bombers - who played key roles in the attacks that killed 202 people, including 88 Australians - could face the firing squad soon after Indonesia's Supreme Court rejected their final appeals.

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Friday, 21 September 2007

Chief rabbi of Israel to visit Australia


Israeli Chief Rabbi Yona Metzger ... will visit Melbourne.

Chief rabbi of Israel to visit

ISRAEL’S chief rabbi will visit Australia next month to deliver a lecture on the fourth yahrzeit of Jewish community doyen Rabbi Chaim Gutnick.

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Anti-Semitic attack at Cranbourne golf club

Anti-Semitic attack in Australia

Jewish golfers are outraged at vandals who carved a large swastika and KKK into the green of a historic Jewish golf club.
The anti-Semitic attack destroyed parts of the Cranbourne Golf Club's fourth green on the first night of the Jewish New Year.

The club was founded by Jewish golfers in 1954 after they were excluded from other golf clubs, and general manager Sean Constable said members were distressed by the latest attack.

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Saturday, 8 September 2007

Comedian dressed as Osama arrested by police




Comedian Chas Licciardello, dressed as al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden, is arrested by police outside US President George W. Bush's hotel during the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) group forum in Sydney in this image taken from September 6, 2007 video footage. Television comedians penetrated tight security around an Asia-Pacific forum on Thursday, driving a fake motorcade unchallenged through two check points. Members of Australia's Chaser television comedy programme drove three cars, with motorcycle escorts, through the city centre, where thousands of police and high fences have been installed to protect world leaders. [Reuters]

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Friday, 7 September 2007

'Bin Laden' beats tight security to get near Bush hotel


Police left with egg on their faces

MEMBERS of an Australian television comedy show, one dressed as Osama bin Laden, drove through two security checkpoints yesterday before being stopped near the Sydney hotel where the president of the United States is staying.

The stunt embarrassed Sydney police, who have imposed the tightest security measures in city history for the APEC summit of leaders from Pacific Rim countries, including George Bush.

Police arrested 11 cast and crew from the TV programme The Chaser's War on Everything and impounded three vehicles.

Cast members put together a sham motorcade, hiring two motorcycles and three cars on which they put Canadian flags. Police waved the motorcade through two checkpoints before pulling it over near the hotel.

Chas Licciardello got out of the car dressed in a white tunic and cap and wearing a fake Osama bin Laden-style beard.

Bagelblogger: One might think the police overreaction after the comedy team's sketch was discovered might be poor compensation for the major lapse in security.

References:
News Org: 'Bin Laden' beats tight security to get near bush hotel

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Wednesday, 5 September 2007

From the mouth of babes...


My daughter goes to a normal primary school at the moment, until we move to the city, due to our remoteness there is no option of choosing a Jewish school.

The community we live in, is a little rough and tumble. Most of the parents are working class or farmers, and they don't tend to 'beat about the bush'.

Unfortunately one of the pupils in my daughter's class is very disruptive. Admittedly its only a class for 7 year olds but this particular student is causing the whole class to suffer.

Many a letter has been sent home by the School Principal Mr 'BigToe* to this students parents, but unfortunately its plainly obvious where the student gets his disruptive behavior.

It seems today, the boy was just a little too vocal. In front of the class he loudly announced to his teacher that Mr F***ing 'BigToe*' could do certain things to himself.

Now its quite obvious where the boys language has come from, and when our daughter told us that 'Dennis*' [name changed for privacy reasons*] had announced to the class, a rude name about Mr 'Bigtoe' we were curious as to what he had said.

My wife asked her which the rude word was used, we unfortunately were very shocked at the word.

If there is a funny part to this story, it was the response the teacher gave to "Dennis' when he said Mr ****ing 'Bigtoe*', she invited him to go tell Mr Bigtoe* exactly what he had said.

Apparently with out blinking an eye, he marched into the School Principal's office and announced exactly what term of endearment he had overheard at home.

I'm curious about parent teacher night, the sad thing is I really don't expect the boy's parents will even make the effort.

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Tuesday, 4 September 2007

You can run but you cant hide


'Nazi war criminal' takes fight to High Court

The High Court has granted a man accused of a Nazi war crime the right to appeal against his extradition from Perth, in Western Australia, to Hungary.
'Nazi war criminal' takes fight to High Court

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